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Saturday, 15 June 2013

Strange things happening . . .

I am afraid I haven't been relaxing at all, managing a " 2 am going to bed " as my best during the week BUT I managed my dead line for Friday, so now I have the week-end to relax for good ( if at least it could stop raining, lol).

I hope you are all having a nice time.

I thought I make you aware of something that is touching more and more people, especially me now that I added another Birthday and Kathi's Col got the big 50.

Read carefully, we are being watched . . .

Take care everybody, xxx


THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! 
 
We Must Stop This Immediately
 

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is further away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long  our street had become! 

 

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time!  If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face!  What do they think I am, a lip reader? 

 

I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize  me.. 

 

I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days!  You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the motorway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror... 

 

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labelling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20?  Do they think no one notices? 

 

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank.  Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial?  HA  I would never let myself weigh that much!  Just who do these people think they're fooling? 

 

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!


Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.


PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
 

PS: I am writing this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts too - they are smaller than they once were.


Take care everybody, xxx

7 comments:

viv said...

Anne, I noticed that a few years ago.
Lovely to see you around. Glad you've got your work finished and are having a well earned rest

Lynne said...

Absolutely GREAT!!!

hope you don't mind I have copied this to share, thank you for making me laugh this morning xxxx

Lynne said...

Just found I cannot copy? Have you done something to stop peeps doing this?

Anne said...

I have emailed it to you Lynne. xxx

Alison Roots said...

Thanks for a great laugh, I loved this.

JoyJoy said...

I've noticed this conspiracy as well here in the US. What' this world coming to? LOL Great post!

Unknown said...

lol so love this. Especially the last one, the font on my knitting pattern shrunk when I spilt some water on it!!! Thanks for sharing. xx