I am afraid I haven't been relaxing at all, managing a " 2 am going to bed " as my best during the week BUT I managed my dead line for Friday, so now I have the week-end to relax for good ( if at least it could stop raining, lol).
I hope you are all having a nice time.
I thought I make you aware of something that is touching more and more people, especially me now that I added another Birthday and Kathi's Col got the big 50.
Read carefully, we are being watched . . .
Take care everybody, xxx
THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper.
Groceries are heavier. And, everything is further away.
Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our
street had become!
And, you know, people are less
considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all
the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating
themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until
they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger
than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age
are so much older than I am. I ran into an
old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't
even recognize me..
I got to
thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in
doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even
mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these
days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull
onto the motorway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear
out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in
my rear view mirror...
Clothing manufacturers are less
civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labelling
a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices?
The
people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same
prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that
dial? HA I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who
do these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in
authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is
in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type
that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning:
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to
suffer these awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN
GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am writing this to
you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's
fonts too - they are smaller than they once were.
Take care everybody, xxx
7 comments:
Anne, I noticed that a few years ago.
Lovely to see you around. Glad you've got your work finished and are having a well earned rest
Absolutely GREAT!!!
hope you don't mind I have copied this to share, thank you for making me laugh this morning xxxx
Just found I cannot copy? Have you done something to stop peeps doing this?
I have emailed it to you Lynne. xxx
Thanks for a great laugh, I loved this.
I've noticed this conspiracy as well here in the US. What' this world coming to? LOL Great post!
lol so love this. Especially the last one, the font on my knitting pattern shrunk when I spilt some water on it!!! Thanks for sharing. xx
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