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Friday, 15 March 2013

Going into rehab . . .

. . .  yes, I can hear you thinking, Gosh what happened to her ?

Well it's not me, it"s Rhea, LOL. We visited our Vet yesterday and I told him that Rhea was waking me up so often during the night, just to get some attention. He said that may be the pain killer we give her is responsible for that as it contains a bit of morphine and some dogs can get addicted to that and display strange behaviors. He said it would be a bad idea to have her going cold turkey, so we are going to go down with the amount for the next 3 weeks and see how she is, then go down again . . .

This dog will have done everything to me. I shouldn't say that, she might pop up with something else, LOL.

I contacted the lady Vet regarding acupuncture and we should have an appointment next week. Thanks God she comes to visit, so it will be so much easier for me.

It's raining today. I got wet on my way back with Rhea and as Bubbles kept on repeating " it's my turn now ",  well I got wet with her too, lucky me.


Let's reflect - March : Laugh

A joke for you today. I found it extremely funny but please be forgiving, I translated from a French joke my mum told me, so may be I killed it.

A very sophisticated blond is in the waiting room of her GP, She really looks gorgeous, her nails done, her Channel clothing and shoes and a beautiful Hermes bag. When her turn comes, the doctor asks her what he can do for her.

The blond : I have been stung by a bee and it is most painful so I thought you could give me something ?

The GP: Of course, where have you been stung ?

The blond's face becomes completely red : Oh, this I cannot tell you.

The GP : But if you don't tell me,  how do you want me to help?

The blond : No way, it's too embarassing !

The GP : I am your doctor, you can tell me anything.

The blond : If my friends would hear about it, they would make such fun of me.

The GP : Do not worry, anything you tell me is absolutely confidential.

The blond : Ok, then I tell you. I was stung just when I was exiting Lidl.


That's it for today, Dennis comes back tonight so I am off to supermarket, then clean the house . . . you know, the usual fascinating stuff we need to do. . .

Take care everybody, xxx


6 comments:

Unknown said...

So glad to hear Rhea is improving. Great joke. lol. xx

viv said...

I think your joke is great and not spoiled in the translation.
Poor Rhea if it not one thing it is another for her. Good luck with the acupuncture.

Unknown said...

I had morphine driver after an op and the consultant said I was getting addicted even 4 days after and took it from me and I felt much better almost immediately!
Great joke :D:D:D xxx

Alison Roots said...

Thanks for the laugh and the prompt it was a fun one to do.

Helen said...

Hope Rhea goes ok, and I love the joke :)

Lynne said...

Hi just read your joke and you didn't kill it!!
Glad Dennis is home and that you hopefully will get Rhea better soon
Take care and love xxxx